On Grocery Stores

Trips to the G. Sto should be avoided at all costs unless you a) have a list, b) know exactly what few things you need and their exact location, c) enjoy wandering aimlessly around a building packed to the brim with food. These trips should also be avoided from the time of 11am-2pm on Sundays. (Behold the church crowd - filled with little old ladies - and sometimes gentlemen - who are willing to spend countless hours debating whether or not to buy the store brand or the name brand.)

Being surrounded by aisles and aisles of food isn't particularly my idea of fun. I may or may not have a biased opinion on this since the only feasts I know how to whip up are scrambled eggs, baked BBQ chicken, and cinnamon-sugar toast. It's not much, but just test my scrambs against anyone else's - best in the world.

Until I absolutely need to know how to start cooking, what's in it for me? Buying food just so it can go to waste doesn't sound ideal to me. Til then, I'll stick to snacking on pickles.